DeCerbo commented on British Artist Paints Using RC Cars As His Brushes

"@JEmlay: Yeah, but he doesn't do with the car hanging out of his ass. Never leave me open for the three, sonny."

DeCerbo commented on Sidekick 2008/Gekko Coming July 30th

"I know everyone here's dick is still red from all the beating off they've been doing over the iphone, but the sidekick is a solid communication device."

DeCerbo commented on 'Sculpture' Fires Beer Bottles at a Wall at 373MPH

"Can we get a mash-up in here, please?"

DeCerbo commented on A Documentary on ShowBiz Pizza's Rocka-fire Explosion Animatronic Band

"Out of all the video game places we had, Brian, nothing beat the rock bridge behind mall at 4 and then running across route 4 to go play Street Fighter 2 at Fuddruckers."

DeCerbo commented on Tiwi Blackbox for the Car Tattles When Your Kids Speed

"I'll go for the old fashioned not letting them drive."

DeCerbo commented on Battlemodo of Highest Res Video Goggles: Zeiss Cinemizer vs. Myvu Crystal

"what's with us getting fat and having long hair?"

DeCerbo commented on How My Wife Castrated My DVD Collection

"This REEKS of weak pimphanditis."

DeCerbo commented on Wall Of Sound Is Predictably Not Build From Bricks

"I'd breakdance the shit out of the floor in front of that masterpiece."

DeCerbo commented on A Highlight of My Year: All Things D Conference This Week

"@wolfenstein-3d: As someone with a last name that starting with D, and having the first name Mike, along with the Beasties Boys lyrics, everytime I'm on a guest list I drop the Mike D on them, I gotta get the "Mike DEEZ NUTS!" reply."

DeCerbo commented on "I Beat My Boyfriend At Guitar Hero" Shirt

"Maybe I'll let her wear this shirt if I happen to let her out of my basement."

DeCerbo commented on A Monster List of Things Monster Cable Will Soon Sue

"If I legally chance my name to Mr."

DeCerbo commented on A Highlight of My Year: All Things D Conference This Week

"DEEEEEEZ NUTS"

DeCerbo commented on Microwaving a Cellphone Produces Very, Very Unexpected Results

"i was hoping it would turn into a transformer."

DeCerbo commented on My Birthday Wishes For 2008

"this what you get from doing rambo front flips into your pool and jumping off the roof instead of practicing swimming."

DeCerbo commented on Flame Bot Has Manliest Walk in Robot Kingdom

"unless it plays "Saturday Night Fever" theme music while walking, it's still got a long way to go."

DeCerbo commented on Wii Fit Review By a Formerly Fit Geek

"@Brian B: Hearts On Fire from Rocky4 is the Ulitmate Montage Music."

DeCerbo commented on Wii Fit Review By a Formerly Fit Geek

"Remember eating 40 chicken nuggets in one sitting and not giving a damn?"