Metkis commented on Unconfirmed: An Actual Picture of the New iPod Nano

"@The Sword Master: QFT"

Metkis commented on Condom Gun Is Perfect Weapon for Sure Shooters, Hippies

"Because the one thing that turns me on is having a gun pointed at my dick..."

Metkis commented on Video Hands-on: Samsung X360 is an Air Killer

"The Voodoo Envy 133 FTW."

Metkis commented on Samsung Ultraslim TV Looks Like Giant iPhone 3G

"Did anyone honestly read the article?"

Metkis commented on Cranky Windows Guy: Apple's iPhone Bugs Stopped Me From Switching to a Mac

"@JHB8000: I think you're misunderstanding his point, and that is that his impressions of a product that has already had one iteration is still flawed even after Apple's raving of being the "it just works" brand. I'll put it another way. This is what you've most likely seen: An iPod plays music and does it well. A Mac computes and does it well. So by your ideals, you'd assume an iPhone would "phone" well. Now here's what he's seen: The iPhone doesn't phone well. A Mac...? So, given that Apple has repeatedly said the iPhone is run on a version of OSX, what do you think he's going to assume?"

Metkis commented on Cranky Windows Guy: Apple's iPhone Bugs Stopped Me From Switching to a Mac

"@sgt_sm00th: You make it sound like Apple has never insisted that the iPhone is more than a phone before. Boy boy boy..."

Metkis commented on Kidtropolis' Magic Indoor Treehouse Bedroom

"Yeah, except when you're 35 and still living with your mother it's even harder to get chicks if you're curled up in that thing. I still want it though..."

Metkis commented on Microsoft's Seinfeld Ads Considered Other Stars Like Colbert, Sarah Silverman, McConaughey and the Late Bernie Mac

"@Kaiser-Machead's WALL-E fetish: It's like I want to laugh, but it's just not there anymore..."

Metkis commented on Question of the Day: Do You Consider Yourself a Fanboy?

"I'm not a fanboy, but I do sometimes judge brands on the performance of other products I've owned from a company."

Metkis commented on Get Ready for iTunes Taxes

"@dMo: Cheerio, good sir."

Metkis commented on Smoon Ombrella Light Protects Against the Sun by Day

"I'll admit it's pretty, but I think I agree with moviscop."

Metkis commented on 10 Back to School Gadgets for Lazy Students

"Ahh the doggy style pencil sharper, I knew you'd make it in another article someday."

Metkis commented on Windows Vista Pwned By Web Exploit That Can't Be Stopped

"@Naoki: They kinda went downhill methinks, when they stopped being clever and just started being jabs."

Metkis commented on Apple's Polish Joke: Polish iTunes Store Offers No Tunes

"Is this really a deal to argue over, it's just iTunes."

Metkis commented on HTC's Android Phone Might Be Delayed 'Til Next Year, and Other Signs Android Is Screwed

"Android = Vaporware"

Metkis commented on Phonesaber Removed From App Store, Might Make Triumphant Official Return

"Yayz!"

Metkis commented on First iRiver Spinn PMP Impressions (Verdict: Lovin' It)

"I just want to cut off the wheel."

Metkis commented on T-Mobile 3G Is Live in Vegas Finally

"@DashTheHand: No, this is 3 girls one phone..."