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    Image of thechansen thechansen
    02:10 PM

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Frucci doesn't sex up inanimate objects. Inanimate objects sex up him.
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    Image of Segador Segador
    02:18 AM

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    I Had Sex With a Treadmill Wiener Massager- the Shameful Redux

    by Adam Frucci
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12:41 AM

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Ewww :(

    I must be getting old.
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    Edited by Shamoononon: I shave my legs. at 11/26/09 12:47 AM Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12:55 AM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: You're not getting old. Men are just becoming more progressive with merging their love of high-tech gadgets and their love of sex..
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    Image of psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!
    04:41 AM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: I just hope that isn't the actual you on yer avatar there. Reminds me of Mimi Bobeck :(
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. promoted this comment psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! was starred psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you! was unstarred
    Image of tamoko tamoko
    01:01 PM

    @Shamoononon: I shave my legs.: Never old Shamoononon, just matured.
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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    02:00 PM

    @psychonaut2021:That's Mr Psychonaut to you!: Ha!! You're about the only one that has caught that.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of ninjagin ninjagin
    12:16 AM

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    "Joe has just learned to speak German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET... And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body... it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG..."
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    Edited by ninjagin at 11/26/09 12:17 AM ninjagin was starred ninjagin was unstarred
    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    This thing looks like that doggy sextoy, minus the head, legs & tail...
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    Edited by Jrsy Devil's Advocate® at 11/25/09 11:57 PM Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was starred Jrsy Devil's Advocate® was unstarred
    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    12:42 AM

    @Jrsy Devil's Advocate®: Okay, that's a better picture.
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    Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was starred Shamoononon: I shave my legs. was unstarred
    Image of bornonbord bornonbord
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Interactive erotic software. The wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent electronic!

    Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
     Reply
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    You go into jerkoff machine?

    [nods]

    Jerkoff machine synchronizes with yer porn?

    [nods]

    Farewell, and adieu, to you, Spanish ladies.....
     Reply
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    Image of Yerzriknot Yerzriknot
    11/25/09

    In reply to Fleshbot Reviews the Real Touch, a Video-Synchronized Masturbator
    Now I know what to ask Santa for.
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    Image of infmom infmom
    11/25/09

    In reply to Mr. Skin Uses Blu-ray to Reveal Previously Unknown Celebrity Nudity
    If they don't have Patrick Stewart a-buffo, forget about it.
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    11/25/09

    In reply to Mr. Skin Uses Blu-ray to Reveal Previously Unknown Celebrity Nudity
    I couldn't even begin to tell you which series it was, let alone which episode, but I was watching one of those B-grade late-night action/sci-fi/superhero type series when I was in high school, and in a scene where a woman is thrown across a room, I _know_ I saw one of her boobs pop free of her top. If that made it onto network TV, it doesn't surprise me in the least that other slips happened. Some of that stuff really only registers in your mind when the director pointedly draws your eye to the action, like in Basic Instinct.
     Reply
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    Image of comrade_leviathan comrade_leviathan
    11/25/09

    @Purple Dave: Haha, and yet, that movie will probably NEVER see the light of Blu-ray.

    It's a crime. There should be some kind of prioritizing of which movies get moved to Blu-ray first... like anything with "boobage".
     Reply
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    Image of Purple Dave Purple Dave
    11/25/09

    @comrade_leviathan:
    Not a movie. TV episode. Something on the quality level of Forever Knight, at best. So yeah, it'll be lucky to get released on any media at all, but Blu-Ray is right out. Then again, since I was able to clearly see nipple in the original broadcast ~20 years ago, Blu-Ray isn't strictly necessary to make out any details.
     Reply
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    Image of Benguin Benguin
    11/25/09

    In reply to Mr. Skin Uses Blu-ray to Reveal Previously Unknown Celebrity Nudity
    I think I remember them talking about this on the Adam Carolla podcast some time back when Mr. Skin was on.
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    Image of Gundem Gundem
    11/25/09

    In reply to Mr. Skin Uses Blu-ray to Reveal Previously Unknown Celebrity Nudity
    I can't believe Mr. Skin go so big. Why do people care about some mediocre looking actor's body?
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    Image of Invisible-Echidna Invisible-Echidna
    11/25/09

    @Gundem: It's all about the side-boob.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    A quick google search of the 800-number results in some interesting reading. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    Actually, ear full of cleavage feels good. #theeroticaphone
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    Image of fuzzymuffins fuzzymuffins
    11/16/09

    In reply to The Erotica Phone: 1984's "Masterpiece of Micro-Processor Technology" (NSFW)
    now if she were only bacon-flavored, we'd have something.... #theeroticaphone
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    Image of Gordonium Gordonium
    11/16/09

    @fuzzymuffins: There's an app[liable lubricant] for that.

    [gizmodo.com] #theeroticaphone
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